- All appearances made personally by me.
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- I can be reached via cellphone at all times.
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Chris on twitter!
New post! Drunk Driver Crashes Into Power Pole http://t.co/b0gnPZWG
New post! As Prom Approaches, High http://t.co/LzqysAkF
New post! Parking Under The Influence Of Alcohol http://t.co/WT3iFlFT
New post! Drunk, Speeding, and a Monkey in the T http://t.co/wNbFLAOQ
New post! Drunk UFC Fighter Taps Out To La http://t.co/0ty8elEk


